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Myer xmas windows

Daniel has had to wait almost 8 years for his miserable parents to take him to the Myer windows

Huh !

Some people say “why make a gingerbread MCG?”, but Ross says “why the hell not”

Breaky

Hotel Rendezvous

The view from our second, much better room.  The room that they forgot to give us until Barb “reminded” them. They were so grateful for the reminder.

The resurrection

Jesus died for our sins, and rose again ….. then took off on this Malvern Star.  Who could blame him, its a nice looking bike …. plus I think he stole it from Pontious Pilate when he found it unchained outside the citidel

Surprise!

Top notch

You know your in a fancy pants restaurant when the pianist plays the theme song to the Simpsons cartoon Barb suggested Ross this special meal which Barb says roughly translates from Thai as  “special happy birthday boy”

New Logo

Stampede day

Ross had niavely assumed the water obstacles might be toward the end of the 10km because of the issues running 10km in wet shoes and clothes. The “serious/laugh meter” took a knock toward serious as Ross and Barb drove into the venue. A little golf cart drove across the track in front of us with a woman obviously in distress wrapped in a thermo blanket. As we continued on we could see the muddy fatigued faces of the runners following the trails, and the larger obstacles off in the distance in each direction we looked. The team all managed to find each [ ... ]

The 3rd Reich

Hitler came visiting last night. Although it was like an elephant in the room we dared not mention the war. We exchanged pleasantries and chatted about Hitlers fish and chip dinner, before he retired to his camper behind us. He introduced himself as “Steven” and drove a car and camper just like Cornhole but his ruse could not trick us. Even without the moustache he is unmistakeably that  little prick Hitler (A file photo of the little prick taken 3 days ago)

Stampede ….. ?????

It rained all the way to Healesville ….. all night and its still raining. Its cold, wet and crap. Theres no sense of a “Stampede” here; more of a sad whingy mumbling shuffle so far. Ross had 3 heaters plugged in last night and  the kettle tipped it over the edge and blew the caravan parks fuse box. Whoops. Ross quietly plugged our hot extension cord into next doors power ….. heater are a go. The caravan park sherrif didn’t know anything about a “Stampede” in the area … but why would he, $100 to run 10km thru mud, ice water, cattle [ ... ]

On the morning of …. the Stampede

One of the true joys of camping is getting up at 6am and watching Elvis in the much maligned movie Harum Scarum. When the critics slammed this movie, Ross doesnt think they set the correct environment.  Its in the company of choice  of Dora the Explorer, Chinese news and home shopping network that one can really appreciate the movies true brilliance

The Stampede ….. why what who how

Stampede Youtube video

You just shake your head

When we arrived at the resort we headed to the ticket area to organise lift passes and Daniels hire gear. We had to log in on a computer before heading the 3mtrs to the counter … where we were instructed we had to order lift passes online on one of our mobile phones. The very helpful counter assistant then sat us down and went about doing that for us … on Ross’ s mobile. We almost thought it may have been more efficient before. It took twice as long as last year and 3 staff to complete ……. but who [ ... ]

Limitless

There is literally no limit to the ingenuity and lengths that companies will go to in order to part dopey people and their cash. This gem is a vending machine that provides punters with a charging gizmo to charge your mobile phone battery,  at a mere $5 for 25min of charging time it seems like a great investment. I suppose anyone who pays $450 for a single day at the snow wouldn’t quibble over $5 to charge the phone.

Hooray

At last. A day on the snow. On the way up the mountain we came across the land slide that block access to the up and down the mountain earlier in the season. Lucky no-one was directly under it because they would surely be deady bones. People were trapped on the mountain and we’re forced to sleep in their cars overnight … what a lovely thought. The resort car park had a grand total of 2 cars in it and what we could see of the snow wasnt incouraging. We paid the required  $450 for the day and took the lift to [ ... ]

Yeah right

Patchouli? Show me a real man who knows WTF patchouli even is. Palmolive Gold is just fine

Ha

Ross finds lifes answers everywhere

Edelweiss … Edelweiss … la la la

“La la la, Edelweiss. Give me cake and pies” A very famous song from the Sound of Music and sung by Julie Andrews The cake shop is called Edelweiss, Daniels pie is beef cheese and bacon, and the cake of the morning is Neenish tart Barb is recovering from car sickness on the drive to Bright and will forgo the first round of cake and pie.

Time and patience running out

The weather is conspiring against us. The shit snow is being backed up by relentless rain, which is continuing today along with forecast thunder storms. Although the rain is holding off at Mt Beauty the weather report is ominous on the mountain; and each passing hour reduces the pitiful snow conditions even further. We plan to head into Bright today and hope for s reasonable day on the mountain tomorrow