The boys both slept in the annex last night … swapping the inside berth with Kieron and Sarah. Ross and Barb were a little nervous that the cheap arse air mattress may be exposed for what it is.
The sleepout started off as an adventure but Daniel soon after complained because the cheap air mattress was too uncomfortable.
We said keep your voice down, Kieron and Sarah think that the air mattress is an expensive quality unit, with therapeutic side benefits.
We were bypassed by a thunder storm, and got a few spots of rain during the night.
A hot morning with a reasonably strong wind, but being a southerly left the beach alone. We headed into town for a “mooch” around (translation: walk) Complex plans unfolded of which Ross wasnt party to. His instructions were to take Daniel back to camp with Daniels yummy cheese and bacon, meat pie … and if Ross insisted on eating something, he could basically make a sandwich with the bread Barb stole from a pensioner in Ballina yesterday and some half rotten leftover ham. Then take Daniel to the pool.
After the pool we all headed back to camp for lunch. LUNCH????, Ross, as per instructions, had already had his shit second rate lunch. Out came all the exotic wraps, and yummy fresh fillings ….. for everyone except Ross.
Sexy lady in a bikini, washing herself down with a hose after the beach, reminicent of a Hollywood movie. The only thing missing was the slow motion head shake and water mist cascading through the air, all to the music of Vivaldi.
Zoom out a fraction, and the picture, the feeling, the context, the attraction, all change somewhat.
Click here: CAUTION: The bubble will burst
Off to the beach after lunch.
Daniel exfoliating in the sand. Achieving exactly the same result as the Byron On Byron day spa achieves for $100
Another casualty of the surf with the lifeguard and ambos helping another guy from the beach. 2 in 2 days.
The Sea Shepherd is organising their next interference of Japanese whaling by selling coconuts to tourists right here in Byron Bay. There is a catalogue of quality goods they could have chosen from to raise funds, but they chose to stick with the proven results of ……. coconuts.
The song the Hares chant is remarkably easy to remember ….. it only has 2 words, Hare and Krishna. They keep it simple for the simple folk. Just repeat Hare, and Krisha in any combination repeatedly while trying to look spritual. Dickheads !!! Forget the years of sacrifice in far away places helping the poor, dying and starving. Skip all that, buy a toga from Togas are Us right here in Byron and bing bang bong …… your a Yogi.
Hare Krishnas dancing and chanting in the street. Its difficult to take seriously in any form, the white suburban Yogi here in Byron. These knuckleheads look remarkably like welfare bludging wankers, and not your average spritually guided mysterious eastern selfless god worshipper.
The battle royale is on for the hearts and minds (and more importantly, wallets) of the locals between the Tree Huggers and the Yogi’s
When the plucking, ploughing and landscaping requires some added muscle …. call in the big guns.
Sarah spotted some extraordinarily beautiful boots (although Barb didnt like them). They were 785% off full price and reduced to an incredibly low $689, and worth every damned cent. With Ross’s encouragement, Sarah asked Kieron to spot her the cost. Its not like he made her beg.
Ross was keen to visit the Byron Environment Centre, but unfortunately their was one other person inside, and there wasnt enough room today
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